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I-Gun. Highly complex, computerized, component system firearm consisting of a variety of combinations of interchangeable microprocessors, firing mechanisms, barrels and grips/stocks to facilitate a wide range of uses (ie: self-defense, target practice, law enforcement, criminal activity, hunting, etc.). Available in a variety of stylish colors. Over 36,000 software apps available online via shareware to aid in suitability for almost unlimited uses. Will not support windows “Firearm 7.0”
My Robert Blake software crashed so I just downloaded the Phil Spector app to my I-Gun and my girlfriend is coming over for dinner later.
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A potato that is altered so that one may smoke weed from it
Okun was Tater Totting yesterday. I saw him take hits from his Spud Gun.
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LMG Gun- Large momma's glock gun.
Large thicc momma's (like mine <3) uses this gun to punish her children. it shoots glocks at them.
I got hit with my mom's LMG Gun painful it was.
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The 'Jew gun' is a derogative nickname attributed to the antique 'Gewehr model 1888' bolt-action rifle produced in Germany in the late 1800s. Antisemitic newspapers blamed Jewish factory owners for the gun's initial defects and problems using smokeless gun powder (which was also believed to be the act of Jewish industrialists). The Gewehr M88 (or 'G.88') was referred to by the German press and segments of the public as the 'Jew gun'.
Ludwig Loewe and Company continue to produce the defective 'Jew Gun', betraying our troops and their ability to fight.
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via Ultimate Classic Rock website:
“Eddie Van Halen once bought an assault vehicle from a military auction,” Andrew Bennett writes. “It has a shine gun mount on the back and is not legal. Eddie drove that assault vehicle through L.A., into Beverly Hills, then parked and left it running on the front lawn of the house Limp Bizkit was rehearsing in. He got out wearing no shirt, his hair in a Samurai bun on top of his head, his jeans held up with a strand of rope and combat boots held together by duct tape. And he had a gun in his hand.”
“That asshole answered the door," Bennett recalled Van Halen explaining. "I put my gun to that stupid fucking red hat of his, and I said, ‘Where’s my shit, motherfucker?’ That fucking guy just turned to one of his employees and starts yelling at him to grab my shit. ... Eddie Van Halen stood on the front lawn of a residential home in Beverly Hills in broad daylight, smoking a cigarette while holding a gun on Fred Durst as he went back and forth from the house to the assault vehicle, lugging amps and guitars.”
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that thing that the quiet kid always has in his backpack and goes PEW PEW and then someone DIES
Teacher: "Hey quiet kid, do you have your homework?"
Quiet kid: "No but i have this!" *Pulls out firearm*
Student: " IS THAT A FUCKING GUN-"
*PEW PEW*
*student died*
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Used when refering to a member of the opposite sex to you, to how your dislike in their physical appearance.
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To show your dislike in anything in which may be disgusting / ugly
Person 1 - " Get on her man shes sexy"
Person 2 - " ERRR shes PURE GUN "
Or
When spotting something ugly i.e Ugly Girl walking past...
"PURRRREEEEE"
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