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A Sam Williams is a man who falls in love with not women but the large cities they live in. He can be spotted during the hours of 5am and 6 am waking up in a sweater vest and khakis, not to mention the loafers awaiting his arrival at the foot of his bed.
Usually wears a suit regardless of the occassion and typically boasts about his recent discoveries of how to tie a bow-tie.
His infatuations with DZ girls only comes second to his love of number crunching and excel spreadsheets.
If looking to find a Sam Williams one only needs to listen for the sound of teeth brushing or gospel choir music radiating through the halls of a college dormitory.
Contrary to popular belief it is the Sam Williams' of the world that created the Dow Jones Industrial Average as well as invented the internet and currently write forbes magazine.
"Dude you won your college's American Idol competition? You're such a Sam Williams!"
"After being arrested for the 4th time my dad asked, Why Can't you be more of a Sam Williams!?"
"You were in JoS A. Banks for how long!? What a Sam Williams"
"You got jacked by a 10 year old!? What a Sam Williams"
Love u Sam
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Sam Hunt is a ridiculously attractive country singer with the voice of an angel. He has a smile bright enough to thaw even the most frozen of hearts while his jawline is sharp enough to cut a wedding cake.
Sam Hunt is an amazing piece of eye (and ear!) candy.
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A disease originating from a person who shall remain nameless.. cough Sam O'Toole.
A chain of rash's, spots and dry, horrible looking hair will result.
Dude you've got Sams!
Sorry Sarah I can't come swimming.
I got Sams.
I feel so bitchy and strangely fake.
You must have Sams!!
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Sam and Colby are ghost hunting YouTubers who have helped alot of kids and young adults get through hard times, Sam Golbach and Colby Brock are hands down one of the most genuine and kindness guys you'll meet. They are very close to hitting 8 million on YouTube and have just reached 1 billion views (which is insane), and the best part is they 100% desreve it. In my opinion you won't find people kinder or as good of friends then them, they have been best friends for soooo long and are truly amazing role models for younger generations. They respect their closest friends and family and of course respect their fans, We love you Sam and Colby! X
1: Have u heard about Sam And Colby?
2: Yeah they're the best!
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The perfect couple. Shy around each other, but completely adorable together. The fact that they are so head over heels for each other makes them that much cuter.
"OMFG, did you see Sam and Ryan today?!? Holy shit... they are so OTP! I want to see those two kiss..."
"WOW, you really are jealous of them."
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The exchange of oral sex to pay for -or supplement- rent (or in rare cases a car lease or lawnmower down payment).
I was short on cash this month, so I gave my landlord Sam's Rent.
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When you push grinded up pepper into a girl's asshole and lick it out
Sex was so spicy last night. I Sam Peppered her asshole, bro!
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