Reverse Turtle

The Reverse turtle is tucking the junk under the ball sack leaving only the head sticking out resembling a turtle in its shell. Also on The Waiting scale it is worth 3 kicks.

Oh man he got me with the reverse turtle and then kicked me 3 times!!

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turtle head

what would be call the "head" of the terd poking out just to annoy you until you make it to the bathroom

I had a mean turtle head today since I didn't want to shit in the bathrooms at work.

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awkward turtle

Hand gesture made with both hands, one on top of the other while rotating the thumbs, that resembles a turtle. Performed when an awkward moment occurs, or when recounting an awkward moment.

Rosie "When Will visited me here once they let him in my room, which was weird because they don't let boys in the boarding house. So I felt special, but then they came in and he had to leave. Turns out they thought he was my brother, not my boyfriend, so they let him in. Fail."

Morrigan "LOL!!"

Rosie "Biggest fail ever AND on way out girl who I know's mum came in and was like "OH ROSIE. IS THIS YOUR BROTHER? YOU LOOK SO MUCH ALIKE!". And awkward turtle was done"

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Turtle Fuck

When the girl you are fuckin just wants to lay on her back while you stick your cock in her shell. She Will refuse to do any sort of work and rather just last there legs wide open and motionless. (Sometimes groaning like a turtle during mating *see youtube*)

"baby im tired you get on top and work it...noooo i jus wanna lay hereeeee" YOU HAVE A CLASSIC TURTLE FUCK ON YOUR HANDS

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turtle soup

a foul smelling female
a female who private area has a fishy oder
a female private area with a foul small and a yellowish discharge

that female has the "turtle soup" you can smell it through her clothes.

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turtle beetle

A little beetle usually found in pools...beetle the size of a dollar coin with little fins that help it swim it can last under water about 2 hrs without submerging to get air also known as turtle cockroach they can get to be as big as super ball or little golf ball.

as i went to clean my pool i saw a little mini turtle beetle eating the moss that was lying on the bottom.

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Bin Turtle

What happens when a drunk falls into a garbage bin with the arms and legs out of the bin and the body bent double and stuck in the bin. Only fixed by falling onto your side and asking for assistance.

Al was talking to the liquor licenseing policeman when her drunk friend fell backwards into bin and created a bin turtle.

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