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Hessticular Cancer

A condition where cancer is developed in both Male Testicles and Brain that affects it so that the cringey nature makes all of the Female genome to subconsciously feel disgusted by it, where it makes the Male genome want to absolutely WWE body slam the carrier due to it’s unfunny, and absolutely brain cell mass killing cringey nature

I’m sorry sir, you’ve been diagnosed with Hessticular cancer

by Hooey Macgoo April 7, 2023


Hessticular Cancer

A type of cancer developed in both the brain and testicular areas, where it affects all rizz to the point of being as low as a “Super Senior”. It repels almost all of the female genome. It also affects the male genome, as the carrier is affected in a way where their humor is absolute shit, and is almost completely annoying, and makes other males want to snap kick the carrier in the neck. They also are desperate for rides to lunch, and are like leeches if they stick by you. It also slowly makes the carrier appear and act more zesty

Doctor: I’m sorry son, it appears you have Hessticular Cancer, you will get no bitches

Ex. Of Rizz: “Where’s my hug at?” “Let’s compare hand sizes!!” “(Referring ‘nudes’ as in leftover noodles) Does anyone want her nudes?”

by Hooey Macgoo April 9, 2023


Cancer hoe

It means someone is So toxic and like to fuck around cheap fuck boys that theyre Just a Cancer hoe

Hot boy : Bro Hanna is Such a cancer hoe!
Cheap boy : I know right, shes So cheap dude.

by Ekeheheh April 12, 2020


Cancer hoe

When someone is So toxic you Just gotta pull out Cancer hoe.

Tom : UGH this cancer hoe Just told me that im ugly.
Sam : I feel u Man, dont worry.

by Ekeheheh April 12, 2020


cancer-nerd

a nerd that is so nerdy he is harmful to the society i.e. like cancer

Mark Zuckerberg is not only a robot, but also the cancer-nerd that created phubs.

by MusicSounds February 10, 2019


Cancer Stick

A very powerful cigarette

Hey bud you want a Cancer Stick?

by Kristian Oakley December 4, 2017


Cancer Stick

Another Word For Juul or Cigarette

Ayo let me hit your cancer stick

by ivegotamicropenis April 7, 2019