The joke
Hey duude listen
what
the sound of your ass cheeks being clapped
Go: hey duude listen
Bo: listen to what
Go: to the sound of your ass cheeks being clapped
hooking up with someone who is successful, rich or famous, simply for clout.
also counts for relatives of famous people or friends.
"yoooo I just clout clapped Pitbull I cant wait to tweet about this"
A person who lacks good looks, whether because of genetics or environment.
That girl I got off with at that party last night was heavily clapped.
clap out loud now commonly typed as col. Used in chat rooms, blogs, multiplayer games, and text messages all over the internet to show that something desperately needs a round of applause.
used also is scol or Slow clap out loud. When shit just gets sad.
dat ass though... col.
she ran into the wall again.... slow clap out loud
the term dummy claps describes something that is really good and enjoyable.
Example: "Yo deadapples, that new netflix show dummy claps!"
"Yo deadapples, that new netflix show dummy claps!"
"on mami bro"
Originating at UC Berkeley, clap cock is when you jerk off so many times over the course of a 1-2 week period that you temporarily can not get or maintain an erection. The cure to clap cock is semen retention.
I knew in advance that my date wasn’t gonna put out so I said fuck it and gave myself clap cock.
When you snipe some one with your fat cock in face.
Brian was tight at Mario and told him to Clap Cock.