Accidentally or intentionally impregnating a cougar.
Oh shit, I think I may have accidentally cooked the cougar last night.
A student in Mr Radleys class who's also a genius.
"wow! jessica cook is a genius!"
A cooked cock is when you cook your cock you only know it is cooked when it starts to sizzle
I have a cooked cock yurrr
The translation of a Swedish proverb to mean not to dwell on things that cannot be
Jack: So I've been putting a lot of thought into it and I think Jessica and I would make a great couple!
George: Come on Jack, remember what dad always told us: "A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope." You know you have no chance with Jessica, stop obsessing over it.
The great and powerful Stealer of the bitch. Legendary. Iconic. Savage.
Dude hide your bitch around Tanner Cook. He will steal your main bitch and your side bitch too.
A fat cunt who thinks they’re good at everything and has the deadest trim going.
Why have you got to be a jacob cook
This is the name im trying to find for one special girl.ehehe
Its an example being defined. A name that can cook good