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Cooked the Cougar

Accidentally or intentionally impregnating a cougar.

Oh shit, I think I may have accidentally cooked the cougar last night.

by Syngyl April 18, 2019


Jessica Cook

A student in Mr Radleys class who's also a genius.

"wow! jessica cook is a genius!"

by jynxywynxxy January 5, 2022


Cooked cock

A cooked cock is when you cook your cock you only know it is cooked when it starts to sizzle

I have a cooked cock yurrr

by Brendan haith November 10, 2020


A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope

The translation of a Swedish proverb to mean not to dwell on things that cannot be

Jack: So I've been putting a lot of thought into it and I think Jessica and I would make a great couple!

George: Come on Jack, remember what dad always told us: "A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope." You know you have no chance with Jessica, stop obsessing over it.

by Zoom_Zolomon March 28, 2020


Tanner Cook

The great and powerful Stealer of the bitch. Legendary. Iconic. Savage.

Dude hide your bitch around Tanner Cook. He will steal your main bitch and your side bitch too.

by Ralphwaldoemerosa January 2, 2018


Jacob cook

A fat cunt who thinks they’re good at everything and has the deadest trim going.

Why have you got to be a jacob cook

by Itztherealedcaves March 16, 2019


a name that can cook good

This is the name im trying to find for one special girl.ehehe

Its an example being defined. A name that can cook good

by Lol286 July 10, 2017