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donkey spoon

When someone gets sexually aroused after eating off spoon that was in a donkeys rectum.

"I got a raging boner after eating off of my donkey spoon."

by Potato Balls January 25, 2016


milk donkey

When a girl milks her nipples while lactating. into their partners butthole

Last night, Jennifer did the milk donkey on me and now I can't stop squirting milk out of my ass

by Peyton mark taylor December 27, 2017


Donkey Sombrero

The work friendly phrase to use instead of asshat (sitting on someones head).

Watch out for that new female boss. So she not offended lets give her an asshat and call it a donkey sombrero.

by ch8882002usnavy August 23, 2010


Donkey balls

The guy version of a cameltoe when your balls show

Wow finn has donkey balls

by Tommy Kuppinen March 13, 2020


rusty donkey

A rustic bar that is now closed.

What year did that rusty donkey close on Detroit Avenue?

by Rdore1277 October 14, 2015


donkey blind

When you roll over in bed and your partner is stood up and he has a massive boner over 10" and it pokes in your eye = donkey blindness.

Mate what happened? Barry made me Donkey Blind.

Ow I cant see, Im Donkey Blind
Can you pass me the salt please, Im Donkey Blind
Wheres the light switch, I cant see, Im Donkey Blind
Babe you need to drive tonight, Im Donkey Blind

by Minkin Grinkin GGs February 22, 2018


Donkey's Wife

From the film Shrek, 'Donkey's Wife' is a phrase for when you poop and your butthole feels like fire. A reference to Donkey's Wife who is a dragon.

"My butthole feels like Donkey's Wife."

by Black Chyna🌚🍑 June 29, 2017