A puppy adopted or bought to prove or force a relationship to be permanent. The modern equivalent of getting pregnant to force a marriage.
Girl 1: Wow, she sure does love that puppy. She's got to have posted at least 50 pictures of it.
Girl 2: It's her commitment puppy, didn't you notice how her boyfriend is in every picture?
Puppy junior is a fine ass boy, sexy asf,
He is the definition of what you call daddy, he gon make you fall inlove
“I saw puppy junior down the block and he is heaven. Smexcc”
How niggas look at you when they want some wings
*Person 1 and 2 are at the front buying some wings
Person 2: “Lemme get boneless wings dipped in sweet and sour”
Person 1: *Puppy eyes
Person 2: *sigh
“Alright fine”
Puppy flesh is a term used by masculine gay men to make fun of young, girly-looking straight men.
Victor: Hey, John, look at that puppy flesh over there.
John: Wow, those hips definitely don't lie.
Victor: Pfft.
A person who is into the bdsm pet play but generally plays as a puppy .
Hey clerk can I buy this collar , clerk: how old is ur dog , person: oh its for me im the human puppy
When a person is obsessed with all dog breeds, and starts cooing over any dog they see walking the streets.
I have such Puppy Brain - I want a dog so badly.
Gush puppy is when you get your prostate checked doggy style and his anal glands squirt everywhere
“Come hither”
“Oh man I just had a *gush puppy*”