aboslute fucking chad
Person1: have you seen Alpha Prima lately?
Person 2: Yeah he's as alpha as ever, and his fucking muscles oh my god hes so fucking hot omaigad
When you're so fucking stupid that you say things like: "skibidi", "rizzler", or "sigma" because you are too concerned with being cool that you make yourself look like a fucking dipshit infront of everyone over the age of 17. Seriously, grow the fuck up and talk like a normal person, or shut the fuck up until you do.
My youngest brother uses Gen Alpha Slang so much that I just want to fucking slap him into oblivion. Fuck my life.
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The langugage of the children on Tiktok and Youtube Shorts
The word "gyatt" is gen alpha slang
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Ohio rizz skibidi toilet L rizzler level 5 gyatt andrew tate grimace shake blud brainrot. Language typically used by those born into Gen Alpha.
Mort: Check out that level 5 gyatt blawg!
Tim: Gyattdamn lets go rizz her up!
Normal person: Gen alpha slang
A generation more doomed than the people in hell.
Generation Alpha. is so cooked I'm not going to lie
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Kids born as early as 2010, and as late as 2028. the newest generation.
there is a stereotype out of them that they watch Cocomelon on Youtube Kids' with a dirty Ipad 24/7.
In reality, some of them are just now getting on the Internet, especially Zalphas (in between Z and Alpha) and some do go outside.
They are the first Generation to be born to not know life before the iPhone or iPad.
Billy: I was born in 2014!
Gatekeeper: OH NO A GENERATION ALPHA KID THEY HAVE NO HOPE THANK GOD I WAS BORN IN 2001
Billy: (stares then walks away)