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This phrase is usually used by angry 10 year olds to try to insult people who are even slightly better than them at an online video game. However, this is actually one of the biggest compliments you could get in an online game, assuming you aren't actually cheating.
Some kid: You're a hacker!
Man: Why thank you.
Hey, what happened to your wife? And why are you so militant about excising people who remind you of me from the discourse? What about them frightens you so? First Andy. Then Zerka. THEN Flousy. Why is it that every time another one pops up... THIS fucking guy always takes a hard-line stance against them? Wait... Waitwaitwait... You're not...
Wife "Wait... You're NOT Hym!?"
Just some fucking guy "Well... I am... And I'm not..."
Hym "Bwahahahahaha... Are they... Are they doing the thing? Ohohohoho... THAT! That would be hilarious! Seriously though... Her lil ass is adorable. High-pitch squeaky laugh. Wildly charming. If the answer is worse then... You know... Holler are your literally deity."
Something to say back to people when they give completely useless advice.
Jim: "Man I'm having so much trouble figuring out the proper technique to install my dishwasher."
Colin: "Just install it, easy as that."
Jim: "Oh cool, so if you're homeless, just buy a house. Easy, problem solved. Duh."
Used when a person brings something illegal/weird to class
s: what is that?
j: mango with salt.
s: omg you're such a smugler!
A phrase used to indicate a person who did an absolutely outstanding move, comes from Dead By Daylight's perk "Save the best for last"
*The killer is facecamping me*
*Laurie comes to rescue me*
"Damn, i hope you have borrowed time"
*Laurie unooks me successfully with borrowed time*
"Oh, Laurie, you're the best for last <3"
A great book written in the late 1960's and early 70's called I'M OK, YOU'RE OK by DR. HARRIS.
If I give you a RIMJOB and don't want to FUCK YOU right away in the porn THEATHER where everybody comes to have SEX a lot away from their wives or hotel room where they are staying with their family , as in my book YOU'RE OK , I'M OK as there is no snitching because I did not want to FUCK YOU right away or if I was offended when you called me a YANKEE as DEJA VU is cool as just like any other PORN THEATHER because it is the raw sex business that is everywhere in many cities.
The speaker “half doomed” and the other person “semi-sweet” insinuates that although separately they’re only halves of a whole, together they complete each other.
What a match, I'm half doomed and you're semi-sweet