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Lame Arse Duck

Similar to lame arse dick but less offensive.

Hi Mark and Joe:

Happy Lame Arse Duck day!

Hope you celebrate accordingly

by Letsplaydarts December 18, 2019


sicken your arse

When you're totally disgusted with someone or something.

Jaysus that would sicken your arse.
That lad, he'd sicken your hole!

by Holy Arse September 12, 2020


Mash tattie arse

When you have an itchy rectum because you haven't wiped properly

Hold on I need to tend to my mash tattie arse

by See mack October 7, 2020


Red Arsed Baboon

Nasty manipulative pedo
Has close informative relationship with the "filth"

Raynee Pinky

Red Arsed Baboons should never ever be trusted under any circumstances & should not be allowed near children

by Aunty whai February 4, 2019


Vaselined Arse Fairy

Some effeminate person whose lubrication of choice is a good old fashioned tub of petroleum jelly. Popularised by Miles from This life, a show about a bunch of half cut workshy whinging lawyers.

Julian Clairy is a prime example of a vaselined arse fairy. He rubs so much vaseline ยฎ around his crack that chaffing is seldom a problem.

by Arshavin August 23, 2009

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short-arse syndrome

term to describe a short person that is angry and hostile due to their lack of height.

Person A: That Tim Miles has total short-arse syndrome. All I did was drink some of his beer and he totally flipped out!
Person B: Totally

by Rob Worrall December 22, 2007

6๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


i will on my arse

I have no intention of doing something,used usually in friendly company as answer to a request that involves doing something for someone else.

Will you get me some cigarettes in the shop? I will on my arse!!

by Julian O' October 20, 2006

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