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Beef Thermometer

A mans sex organ (Penis)

Man, Cayleigh is so damn hot. I wouldn't mind taking her temperature with my beef thermometer.

by OrgasmicLarry February 19, 2016


Beef Queef

When a man docks his anus to a woman's vagina, passes gas into it and the woman proceeds to queef it out.

Sam made me beef queef last night, it was gravy.

by MGK sux July 12, 2023


“Rosie” beef

Fake beef that’s mainly onesided.

Ruth and I have big “Rosiebeef.

by diqwad October 18, 2018


beef machine

A big burly man who does nothing but has sex. That's all he does.

My man Brandon is a beef machine.

by Schmungle June 6, 2017


Beef Bracelet

A crude description of the art of fisting a female.

Yo nigga, did you wear her like a beef bracelet last night?

by yellowrosemage July 14, 2021


Creamed Beef

The act of taking a dump, rising, turning around, and then ejaculating on top of the shit. If there are multiple persons doing this, it’s called a Franko experiment.

It wasn’t until Brad walked into the bathroom to piss that he saw why Josh was moaning so loud this morning. In the toilet sat a helpful serving of creamed beef.

by willyblake203 March 23, 2019


beef trucker

A name you call a friend when they have won a competition with you, or otherwise exerted their superiority over you.

You beat me at tennis, you beef trucker!

rat turd meanie

by Lehuanani Kalua'u June 27, 2010