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After applying copious amounts of vaseline to an erect penis, a friend crouches down, leaning over, whilst standing (like a chicken.)
At this point you jump off a platform , eg a bed, and aim for the person's ass.
Most of the time you arent succesful, but if you are - bummer for you!
Great fun at a stag weekend, or frat party!
My fiancee is away on his stag doo to newcastle, i hope he doesn't lose when theyre playing boner chicken!
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An erection caused by one's obsession with the programming language Java.
My Professor doesn't let me use C++ because he has a Java Boner.
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Etymology of the word Murderboner: The name dates back to circa 800 AD when hoards of Vikings pillaged new lands. Observers of Viking raids told huge erections achieved by the warriors after killing a victim.
Alternative meaning: what your dick looks like after having sex with a girl on her period.
As he pulls out... he looks down and sees blood, SHIT Murder boner.
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What you get when you are subscribe (usually blindly) to all products Apple, while at the same time being completely dismissive of any competition (no matter how superior). This usually involves blind allegiance to any new Apple product or release regardless of the exorbitant sticker price.
"My apple boner was raging when I heard about ios5, but went down to half-mast when I learned of Steve Jobs' death"
"I totally got an Apple boner for the Ipad even though it's basically an over-sized Ipod Touch."
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when you are sitting down and a piece of clothing (i.e a sweater or sweat pants) makes it appear that you have an erection
guy one: oh shit man
guy two: what?
guy one: i got a major sweater boner.(pulls on sweater) i hope no one noticed
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the amount of control one has over his boners.
when wearing sweat pants it's important to have good boner control.
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An erection one gets when they giggle too hard.
When my girlfriend tickles me I get a giggle boner.
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