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A burger served on a sesame seed bun with Thai flavors
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the If At First You Sesame Seed, Thai, Thai, Again Burger, you should try it!"
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An adaptation of the famous quote, by those who worked at IVI Travel
"Life's a bitch and then you die, but first you work at IVI" -- right, Walter.
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The quality of or condition of being excellent
“I just won the first annual Montgomery burns award for outstanding achievement in the field of excellence”
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iti is just literally 1 hour of nothingness then broken by the first 4 notes of megalovania (the sans bossfight song)
1 hour of silence occasionally broken by the first 4 notes of Megalovania
one of the most famous lines from scarface, the greatest movie of all time. Said by- who else?- Tony Montana.
"In this country,first you get the money, then you get the power,THEN you get the woman."
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A quote that the red turkey from Free Birds said in which it got popular by Schaffrillas.
That’s right. We're going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu.
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In the end it’s better to tell the truth despite what happens because at least you won’t have that burden.
“How am I gonna tell my mom I crashed her truck? She'll kill me!”
“Listen the truth will set you free but first it’ll piss you off. That’s apart of life.”
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