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an expression used to tell someone that
A) "you dont have to tell me"
B) "even though you wont admit it, youre full of shit"
originates with Antoine Dodson's line "You don't have to come and confess, (we lookin' for you, we gon' find you.)"
Example A) Reporter: Would you say what you did was heroic?
Antoine: Hell yeah it was heroic home boy!
Reporter: Amen, you dont have to come and confess on that one brother.
Example B) Intruder: Whoa dude, no way did i just come in that window in order to rape your sister!
Heroic Brother: You don't have to come and confess, home boy!
Girl’s friend:“Come get yo girl Liz”
Guy: “My girlll? Hell yeah”
When you want the fat lard to come get some dinner. You invite Tina to get some ham, hoping she will gratefully accept the invitation.
Luke: "Hey Tina come get some ham!"
Tina: " mmmm... ham, I am a fat lard."
When your complaining leads to the consequence you were complaining about.
Her boyfriend finally dumped her because she kept hassling him about how he wouldn't get more serious. I told her "you keep making your bitches come true."
If you don't come on down and try some corn your newborn will be sacrificed
"come on down and try some corn or we will sacrifice your new born"
Its a question many children ask their parents. The answer varies depending on they way they want their child to know...
Child: Mommy? Where do babies come from?
Parent: Well Suzie, when one boy fish and a girl fish love each other very much.....
The one question that every parent dreads to answer for their five year old child.
Since kids at this age are so damn persistant and you can't simply drop it without them bugging the shit out of you for the next twenty hours, parents fabricated this "Stork" story in order to divert the truth about the birds and the bees for another ten years.
Child: Mommy, where do babies come from?
Mom: Well Billy, one day, a stork brought you to us, and we were very happy.
Child: So, I came from a stork?
Mom: That's right. Now go bug your father.