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You don't have to come and confess

an expression used to tell someone that
A) "you dont have to tell me"
B) "even though you wont admit it, youre full of shit"

originates with Antoine Dodson's line "You don't have to come and confess, (we lookin' for you, we gon' find you.)"

Example A) Reporter: Would you say what you did was heroic?

Antoine: Hell yeah it was heroic home boy!

Reporter: Amen, you dont have to come and confess on that one brother.

Example B) Intruder: Whoa dude, no way did i just come in that window in order to rape your sister!

Heroic Brother: You don't have to come and confess, home boy!

by heroic lines for the heroic October 17, 2010


Come get yo girl

Hinting that you his girl

Girl’s friend:“Come get yo girl Liz
Guy: “My girlll? Hell yeah

by remylolz May 13, 2018


Tina come get some ham

When you want the fat lard to come get some dinner. You invite Tina to get some ham, hoping she will gratefully accept the invitation.

Luke: "Hey Tina come get some ham!"
Tina: " mmmm... ham, I am a fat lard."

by JohnnyEye January 24, 2018


making your bitches come true

When your complaining leads to the consequence you were complaining about.

Her boyfriend finally dumped her because she kept hassling him about how he wouldn't get more serious. I told her "you keep making your bitches come true."

by DJRobZiem February 16, 2017


come on down and try some corn

If you don't come on down and try some corn your newborn will be sacrificed

"come on down and try some corn or we will sacrifice your new born"

by black nigger balls October 20, 2021


where do babies come from

Its a question many children ask their parents. The answer varies depending on they way they want their child to know...

Child: Mommy? Where do babies come from?
Parent: Well Suzie, when one boy fish and a girl fish love each other very much.....

by Rissy December 29, 2005


where do babies come from

The one question that every parent dreads to answer for their five year old child.

Since kids at this age are so damn persistant and you can't simply drop it without them bugging the shit out of you for the next twenty hours, parents fabricated this "Stork" story in order to divert the truth about the birds and the bees for another ten years.

Child: Mommy, where do babies come from?
Mom: Well Billy, one day, a stork brought you to us, and we were very happy.
Child: So, I came from a stork?
Mom: That's right. Now go bug your father.

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e January 15, 2008