oh come on check it out baby

its is a phrase said very quickly in a cuban or puerto rican accent that is used when adressing a girl to look at your penis when it is in a more erect state then to judge you by your limp bird.

babe hold on it gets bigger dont leave sweehawt oh come on check it out baby

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She'll be Coming 'round the Plantain Burger

A burger served with plantain

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the She'll be Coming 'round the Plantain Burger, you should try it!"

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You don't have to come and confess

an expression used to tell someone that
A) "you dont have to tell me"
B) "even though you wont admit it, youre full of shit"

originates with Antoine Dodson's line "You don't have to come and confess, (we lookin' for you, we gon' find you.)"

Example A) Reporter: Would you say what you did was heroic?

Antoine: Hell yeah it was heroic home boy!

Reporter: Amen, you dont have to come and confess on that one brother.

Example B) Intruder: Whoa dude, no way did i just come in that window in order to rape your sister!

Heroic Brother: You don't have to come and confess, home boy!

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Come get yo girl

Hinting that you his girl

Girl’s friend:“Come get yo girl Liz”
Guy: “My girlll? Hell yeah”

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Tina come get some ham

When you want the fat lard to come get some dinner. You invite Tina to get some ham, hoping she will gratefully accept the invitation.

Luke: "Hey Tina come get some ham!"
Tina: " mmmm... ham, I am a fat lard."

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making your bitches come true

When your complaining leads to the consequence you were complaining about.

Her boyfriend finally dumped her because she kept hassling him about how he wouldn't get more serious. I told her "you keep making your bitches come true."

come on down and try some corn

If you don't come on down and try some corn your newborn will be sacrificed

"come on down and try some corn or we will sacrifice your new born"

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