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A moment when rich dads talk about how sexy their daughter’s look while eating at Red Lobster
Employee: Man, that table was a total crab fest moment. They were talking about their daughters in some leather.
A very hotterer girl that can rap.
Man1: Yo have you heard her rap ?
Man2: yeah bro she a lil crab.
When you go down on a guy, pinch his inner thighs with your hands, and fondle his balls with your mouth. His dick is rested on the forhead creating a unicorn apperance.
Dude i totally got a chick to crab-a-corn the fuck out of me yesterday. Was so hot.
An old folks tale in Ohio. The Crab man gets tweaked on meth and steals people's souls.
Be careful Timmy, stay away from meth or the Crab man will take your soul!
Used in conjunction with "cunt cake" to describe a disgusting std ridden vagina that contains pubic lice
Dude: Man, that girl is so fine
Dude's friend: Trust me bro, you don't want that cunt cake... it comes with the creepy crawly crabs package
When a person hires a crab to steal your items.
Person 1: "Dave, you're such a crab stealer."
Person 2: "i just used a piece of fish to train it "
A cunt that runs around and bitches to everyone.
Cunt
Running
Around
Bitching
Dan: "John you can be a crab sometimes!"
John: "How?"
Dan: "I seen you all day yesterday being a crab to joe and billy."