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One of the highest levels of douchebagatory. Often used to describe a person who doesn't understand what crossing the line is and says something very, douchey.
Bob was sitting with Sandra and told her, "You smell like worse than my dog after he eats soft food." She told him to get a new girl friend douche canoe.
Jack and Jill were on top of the hill, Jack pushed Jill off. He was being a real douche canoe.
A person who is obsessed with plastic surgery especially in the facial area.
R : You know what? Luiz is getting his nose done.
K : Again? I mean, he just finished his jaw last month.
R : Yeah, I know.
K: Wow he's such a Surgery Douche!
Two guys who hang out together alot, and i mean ALOT. It gets to a point were its unhealthy and they start to finish each others sentences. Common activities are surfing, egging cars, and golfing while drunk.
Hey look! There go Alex and Drew, the Douche Brothers.
Someone is a shallow bitch, an asshole, and a person who has no life, and who brings up shit makes up shit and never ends shit, usually a fugly mex. who doesnt hav a life. Its also sometin u clean ur vagina wit
"omfg i hate jarrett he is such a douche"
1. A person (usually a male) who thinks they are alot cooler than they really are.
2. They have no concept of reality and are very self-centered.
3. You just can't stand looking at them and ususally whatever comes out of their mouth is idiotic and just doesn't make sense.
4. They just don't get it whether it be their personality and/or fashion/style.
Spencer on the MTV show the Hills!
Girl 1: I just hate the way Spencer looks with that grin and silly goatee.
Girl 2: Ya not to mention the stuff that comes out of his mouth. Ughh...what a douche bag!
The act of participating in douche nozzle related activities (ie. behavior transcending common insults)
I don't like that Toad guy.
Why not.
Eh, hes up to some douche nozzlery.
An asshole of a person that has for so long stewed in their own fetid juices of bitterness that they become the ultra douche," a douche pickle."
jay: How bad do you think that george was picked on in highschool?
ed: Ihave a feeling that hes been ridiculed his entire life. hes so bitter. what a douche pickle.