blue douche

Blue Douching- when a person of any color, race, or breed engages in or knowing uses a "blue tooth" type device. Since this is not necessary and looks completely ignorant please remove it from you ear so i can kindly whisper in your ear- "You by no means are that fucking important". I know sometimes you might think you need it in your ear at all time but quess what- "you are not that fucking important!"

"Look at that stupid SOB over there, he could not even come into Wal-Mart without that blue douche".

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Uber Douche

1. Zas Efferon
2. Toms Pussy
3. Micheal Towers

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douche canoe

One of the highest levels of douchebagatory. Often used to describe a person who doesn't understand what crossing the line is and says something very, douchey.

Bob was sitting with Sandra and told her, "You smell like worse than my dog after he eats soft food." She told him to get a new girl friend douche canoe.

Jack and Jill were on top of the hill, Jack pushed Jill off. He was being a real douche canoe.

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Surgery Douche

A person who is obsessed with plastic surgery especially in the facial area.

R : You know what? Luiz is getting his nose done.

K : Again? I mean, he just finished his jaw last month.

R : Yeah, I know.

K: Wow he's such a Surgery Douche!

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Douche Brothers

Two guys who hang out together alot, and i mean ALOT. It gets to a point were its unhealthy and they start to finish each others sentences. Common activities are surfing, egging cars, and golfing while drunk.

Hey look! There go Alex and Drew, the Douche Brothers.

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douche bag

1. A person (usually a male) who thinks they are alot cooler than they really are.
2. They have no concept of reality and are very self-centered.
3. You just can't stand looking at them and ususally whatever comes out of their mouth is idiotic and just doesn't make sense.
4. They just don't get it whether it be their personality and/or fashion/style.

Spencer on the MTV show the Hills!

Girl 1: I just hate the way Spencer looks with that grin and silly goatee.
Girl 2: Ya not to mention the stuff that comes out of his mouth. Ughh...what a douche bag!

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douche nozzlery

The act of participating in douche nozzle related activities (ie. behavior transcending common insults)

I don't like that Toad guy.

Why not.

Eh, hes up to some douche nozzlery.

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