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When a girl is deepthroated a guy and his dick is really far down there, he blows his load and she gags and throws up right? Except it cant come out the mouth cuz the dong is in there so it comes out her nose.
Dude this girl blew dragon breath on my new pants!
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An annoying electropop/pop rock band from the western USA. Their highly manufactured, computer-generated sound gains them a large following. Fans will range from people that accept that they are a pop band to people that will INSIST that they are Alternative Rock. While their lyrics may resemble modern rock, Imagine Dragons lacks the orgasmic guitar distortion that defines modern rock and metal. They even will only use guitars in two or three songs, relying on Synthesizers and sampling 99% of the time. Do yourself a favor and don't listen to this garbage unless you accept that it's not rock music.
Music nerd: "Ugh, Imagine Dragons? I guess you like pop rock then."
Normie: "It's only called that because it's popular, man"
Music nerd: "It's hardly rock! They only use guitars in like two fucking songs and they aren't even distorted!"
Normie: "The correct term is alternative rock."
Music nerd: "If it's that popular than it's not exactly alternative."
Normie: "Fine, listen to your screamo."
Music nerd: "Dying Fetus is NOT FUCKING SCREAMO!!!!"
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A vagina.
Example 1:
"Release that snap dragon"-Alex
Example 2:
"Let me see that snap dragon... A little gamy but it works."-Charlie
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Before sex a male sprays wax on his penis and lights the wax on fire and then profusely sticks in flaming cock in his wife or daughter asshole
Evan preformed the Chinese dragon on Cindy during a romantic day in bed with his daughter
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A phenomenon where a man shaves everything but his testicles, turning his penis into a bearded dragon.
I stretched her out with my bearded dragon.
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An event while clubbing or going to a discotech in which a male looks for the most repulsive looking female and dances with them in an obscene fashion. Games may include several male friends competing for the ugliest women in the club or at the event. The women or man (in the case of a drag queen)is then referred to as the queen dragon.
We all went dragon hunting at the club last night. Brandon Lowry won because he danced with a drag queen!
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a chinese astrological sign; somebody born between January 23,1928 and February 9,1929 or between February 17, 1988 and February 5,1989
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