Double ended underwear boat

Ususally plural, since it requires a hard on and a turtle head at the same time. Also known as a Double ender.

He left in a real hurry after he said he was pushin cotton. I think he got excited too because when he stood up he had a double ended underwear boat goin on.

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North End Middle School

All I’m gonna say is the whole school can burn in hell and the school is full of thots wanna be New Yorkers so bad wanna be gangster ass niggas and the teachers weirdos asf and just to sum it up half the people in the school ain’t shit period. Oh and if u like fighting over ain’t shit niggas north end is the school to go to.

I wanna learn how to be a fake gangster/thot
Oh just go to north end middle school.

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Bowling from the pavillion end

One who is a filthy homosexual.

Sarah: "Wow! He's hot!"

Mabel: "Forget it. He's bowling from the pavillion end."

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tie up loose ends

Killing or threatening someone in order to avoid events that will not be good for the person tying them.

A: Michael knows you stole his cash.
B: Guess I'll tie up loose ends.

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opens the wrong end of the doritos

A slang term recently developed in Northern California, implies that one is foolish, ignorant, or posesses below-average intelligence

Well, He certainly opens the wrong end of the Doritos...

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swim in the shallow end

Swimming in the shallow end, or to swim in the shallow end, is another phrase that means to smoke pot from a bong.

"Do you wanna go swim in the shallow end over at my house?"

"I heard she was swimming in the shallow end the other night, if you can catch my drift.."

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Get your end off

To have sexual intercourse with a woman.

1st Person: "Is that you away to get your end off?"
2nd Person: "Yeah, my bird is finally off the blob, thank fuck!"

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