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I was in debt from back-owed taxes, so I asked foned what to do, and he said, "Shove your fist in your ass!" So I did, and guess who isnt in debt anymore...
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When you are going to unleash the ultimate punch by spinning your arm for two minutes and hit the victim in the guts (most of the time the punch is followed by a yell).
Doris: Did you se what jake did to Lars?
Marcel: No, what did he do?
Doris: He unleashed a Firey fist o' pain on Lars's guts and made him blead!
Marcel: Did Lars cry?
Doris: Yes, and Jake did a powerful, yet annoying yell.
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A silly little faggot, who shoves their whole donkey sized hand in loose man rectums, whom also slices many a clits with their tiny paper like peterwillies.
That guy R.J. is such a faery fisting clit cutter I heard his cock is so small he cut that poor girs O-nub with his tiny wang after he got done fisting that guys chocolate interstate with his gorrila hand.
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I ended up sitting on a plane next to a guy with a face like a fist full of ass holes.
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When an alternative rock band, once hitting it fairly big due with an original sound, sells out out to a more pop-y sound to sustain fame
Disturbed's old albums were amazing, but their new stuff has totally joined the 10,000 Fists Up Corporate Music's Ass
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when someone asks if you have been fisten, the correct reply is: "by the fistFUUUUUULLLL!!!!!!!" it is simply crass and bad mannered to reply with anything else! A fistfull is when u get heaps of action with the chicks!
been fisten?
by the fistfull!
been footen?
by the footfull!
craven morehead!
who is craven morehead?
apparently you are hahahaha!
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1) Large ball of mucous filled with blood that proceeds a homosexual party where the participants shove their fists up each others ass in a sodomistic fashion.
2) A horribly vile name to call someone who has so far surpassed douchebag status that no other words can possibly express their level of filthy assholery.
Look at that bloody mucous plug from a faggot fisting fiesta.
You're a bloody mucous plug from a faggot fisting fiesta.
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