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When someone get seriously on a joke.
A: Lava is wet.
B: No. Lava isn’t wet.
Lowest temperatures of lava is 700 Celsius,
and minimal temperatures requirements for water evaporates is 100 Celsius, so water can’t keep in liquid form on lava.
A: Can’t take a joke?
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A typical sick joke heard in a men's locker room,such as a football locker room,or while men or boys are getting dressed for gym class.
Kenny,Kevin,Uriah,Harun,Jamie,Matt,Robert,William,Jim,and Tom were all victims of locker room jokes when they were in high school; they would often be told they stunk in both the gym locker room and the football locker room.
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To describe when a person is humorous for a lengthy period of time.
Everything that guy said was funny, did he swallow a joke book or something?!?
Also can be replaced by 'dictionary' for someone who says words that no-one understands.
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the slogan used on the tshirt ads on this sight.
the funny tshirts on the ads have the slogan the joke's on you.
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Your mom is so stupid she sold her car for gas money
Your mom joke:
Sean: Hey, John!!! Your mom is so ugly she made one direction run the other direction
John: *Laughing because he truly knows his mom looks like ass* Your Mom Jokes are stupid!!! Hah sike
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A widely popular and overused joke.
So named due to the long-standing and overused joke about eating taco bell and having diarrhea, the taco bell joke has become a staple of every uncreative comedian everywhere.
"Why did the chicken cross the road?" was the original taco bell joke.
Jokes about all male parties being sausage fests are taco bell jokes.
Most jokes about your wife, women in general, and your momma being so fat have become taco bell jokes due to their lack of originality and their popularity.
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Created in 2010/2011 by Jevastus Destinus, it's a joke that makes you laugh so hard that you get 6-pack abs laughing at it.
Alternatives: 6-pack abs joke, 6-p joke, six-pack abs joke, six-pack joke, s-p joke.
Jevastus: Yo, you're a real 6-pack joke, bro. I always get 6-pack abs laughing at you.
Some dude: I know that already. Thank you. :-)
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