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When you grab someones balls who is sleeping or maybe stoned or blitzed out of there skull.
Dude im gonna so french nutcracker you when you fall asleep!
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First you pre-heat your steam iron to the highest setting. Wisk 1 large egg in liquid measuring cup. Add 1 tsp of vanilla extract, and 2 Tbsp of bread crumbs. Tilt your head upwards and pour egg mixture into your mouth, but do not swallow. While maintaining you head in tilted position, hold pre-heated iron above your mouth and touch your tongue to the hot surface of the iron for at least 6 seconds. Cool off tongue with maple syrup and whipped cream, and viola, french toast.
Johnny, why are you talking so funny? Johnny- "I bur my ung makin fren oas". Translator- He said he burnt his tongue making french toast.
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Failure at its best. The epitome of what it is to be a vagina, pussy, sally, nancy, sissy, fairy, prissy, a bitch, a nancy, a ninny, a little girl or otherwise frenchman partaking in battle. They are spineless cowards who suck at everything except running off like little bitches. France: INVINCIBLE in peace, INVISIBLE in war.
Jean-Pierre: Huh-huh-huh (in gay French voice) Hey, remember that time when my home country, France, won a military victory all by themselves?
Me: Nope, I have no recollection. Last I checked, France was full of a bunch fucking bitches, who lack the male phallus and contain too much estrogen to even be considered a 'male'. It is a mistake to think that there is such thing as a real Man from France. In fact, many consider the french, as a whole, to be of the female gender because of the surplus of hairy armpitted females in the country. In other words, I hate France. Until they can fight for themselves, they should probably come to our aid once in awhile because when THEY need OUR help someday, I pray that we turn our backs. Fuck France. The word French Victory does not exist. Sorry.
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Although extinct like the Dodo bird, the French had to be victorious, else the country of France would not exist.
Modern history simply shows the aging madame is in fact aging... Not a pot to piss in, or anyone to blame, except the world.
The French Victories over England allowed them to continue existing as France. Blame the offspring of King Henry V.
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skeeting in and asshole, and eating it out
"What'd you have for breakfest this morning?"
"I had a french bagel with jelley and orange juice."
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The act of purposely farting while receiving oral sex.
Jane was blowing me and I made her play the French Horn! *High-Five*
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When the male deficates in the females mouth and she then French kisses it into the males mouth and then he spits it into her arse and then you eat her vagina out from behind with your forehead covered in your own shit
“Hey me and Jessica tried a French exit yesterday and now I have pinkeye”
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