Moon Gooning is when you harvest the skull and blood of a Bison or a Elk and you start Gooning under the moon
and you soak yourself in the blood and wear the skulls
"Hey dude, wanna go Moon Gooning? Its great night time activity."
It is when a person takes a drug known as peyote and goes into a forest kills an elk wears its head and skin and goons at the moon.
"I went moon gooning with the natives yesterday."
Not to be confused with the Sun Gooning. It is a practice for when you sit too long to stretch your Moon Hole. Requires Elk blood and a Moon Goon license. Developed by Soup and the Goons.
"Bruh my Moon Hole hurts."
"Hey, I got some Elk blood and peyote; we can Moon Gooning to help that."
A tribal ritual just brought back into light of a group of people with elk skulls and bison hides in a circle on a mountain top exposed to the moon vigorously masturbating until sunrise.
You tryna cum with the boys tonight and try moon gooning?
A tribal ritual just brought back into light of a group of people with elk skulls and bison hides in a circle on a mountain top exposed to the moon vigorously masturbating until sunrise.
You tryna cum with the boys tonight and try moon gooning?
The process of jerking off during a full moon.
Bro you should try moon gooning it was awesome.
When you go out and behead a buffalo then goon into the the head under a full moon a licensed Jelcker must be present.
Me and my buddies wanted to go moon gooning last weekend but we couldn't find a Jelcker.