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Mansion, Apartment, Shack, House. A game little kids play that SUPPOSEDLY decides their future. (It's different everytime).
1. My sister is doing that M*A*S*H thing again with her friends.
2. My M*A*S*H says I'm going to marry Josh Hartnett.
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A game played mostly by school children in which the M*A*S*H master (the one organizing the game) chooses several items to place in different categories from which the player's future will be chosen. The M*A*S*H master then makes ticks on a corner of the paper and the player tells them when to stop. Using the number of ticks, the M*A*S*H master counts through each item in each category and crosses out the item they land on when they reach the number chosen by the player. The last item remaining in that category is the player's destiny. This continues until an item from every category has been chosen. The M*A*S*H master then goes on to follow the same procedure for the lettres M A S and H, meaning mansion, apartment, shack, and house respectively. This is the final piece of the player's future.
M*A*S*H
JOB
toilet scrubber
doctor
rock star
carpenter
HUSBAND/WIFE
Bobby
Janet
Leonardo DiCaprio
Angelina Jolie
PET
cat
dog
snake
llama
etc.
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H-Digit the special one who's just "plumby"
Yo0o H-Digit! This is B-Tizzel from the bizzurg now get off my jon-piece jigga!
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a liquad often consumed by "H"-es
sometimes it is consumed by non-"H"-es
often it is consumed by me
any liquad that takes consumer to a state of H
see definition of H
H pass me that bottle of H-juice i need to get H-ed
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When you start to take the name of the Lord God in vain but then follow it up with an 'opherson' at the end so it doesn't seem like you're breaking one of the commandments.
Someone that is supposed to be a Christian and -lets say- works in construction is hammering a nail but smashes his finger and yells; "Jesus H. Christopherson!"
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The bomb from The Demented Cartoon Movie that's hobby is going around to all of the different stick figures in the cartoon, and saying zeeky boogy doog, the term that causes a nuclear explosion.
Juliet: Romeo? Romeo? Where are you Romeo?
Zeeky H. Bomb: Here I am!
Juliet: You're not Romeo!
Zeeky H. Bomb: Zeeky Boogy Doog!
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a tv show from the seventies about a medical unit in the army during the Korean war. it had its funny moments I suppose
M*A*S*H* was on for 10 years i think
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