A variant of pickleball that is played without pants, with everyone's hairy pickles exposed.
I forgot to wash my pants today. Looks like we can't play pickleball.
Oh wait! We can play hairy pickleball
When you drop something and it get really hairy
Ahh damn my banana is a hairy giraffe
When a man has hairy bitch tits, and it's cold enough in the room or outside to make his nipples hard, a woman can ride his tit like a vibrator to cum on HIS tits .
Jane didn't have sex with him, but she did cum on Blake's tits last night!
Wait, how?
He gave her the Hairy Tickler!
A large penis made in southern Russia and is made into a special stew
A man: "I wish I could make some hairy dick stew"
A fun name for especially hairy female genitalia.
Whoa, you are getting way too close to my hand with your hairy hashbrowns, back the eff up foo.
Rimming a wildly-unshaven butthole.
Davis and Ramirez completed every sex act in the Urban Dictionary catalogue, with the exception of the Hairy Wiper.
Rimming a wildly unshaven butthole.
Due to the toilet paper shortage of 2020, the hairy wiper has become mainstream.