Random
Source Code
Random
"Last night I slipped this chick roofies. Before you know I was tearing out her O ring, some straight hammer in the crapper"
1👍 4👎
1.) getting the problem at hand over with
2.) making a cheese sandwich
1.) The problem is mounting, so we mind as well hit the frog with a hammer.
2.) I am really hungry, so I will go hit the frog with the hammer.
22👍 13👎
getting a handjob while the chick jams her thumb in and out of your ass.
So im getting a handjob from this ten dollar whore and the next thing you know im getting a pump with an underground hammer .
8👍 3👎
martha didnt like choking on the big black hammer
16👍 8👎
A Toledo Hammer Drop is when you are virtually being shit on at your job, which ends being a quandary because you don't enjoy it, but you get paid to tolerate it
Dude, my jobs is a complete Toledo hammer drop.
6👍 2👎
to inflict substantial damages via alternating fists with enough force and speed as to cause extensive facial and cranial damage to the receiver.
Epic Beard Man pummeled Tyrone with the Speed Bag Hammers.
A position wherein the woman is standing on her head and the man is standing above her thrusting downward while having sex.
OMG! YES BABY!! GIVE IT TO ME JACK-HAMMER STYLE!!!