Instead of stealing someone,They hippie-nap them.
Someone who wants to travel and escape whatever they are in for a life of freedom.
I want to hippie-nap you from your destructive house.
The act if of sucking one's penis and collecting sperm in a cup and dumping it onto your partners chest and strapping to a wall and letting your dog slurp it.
"My friend volunteered to hippy vegan me last night" "Did you?" "No" "i would have"
The worst,smelling of patchouli and butthole.
Will be quick to offer you their favorite bulk nut. And pressure into a cruelty free product which you have no interest either way. Wearing leather sandals and reading glasses to adjust for dramatic effect. "Did you know"
I went to get some mangoes today and this WinCo hippie would not stop telling me about cashews and how there's a crisis
hippie-orgy
"Those hippies are taking part in a hippie love cloud"
Any motorized farm implement that is capable of entangling bell bottom pants and maiming or killing the person wearing them.
That tractor is a real hippie killer. Those wheels are about to snatch him right out of that seat.
When a hippie visits your home, then pulls the hippie tricks. Expect the following:
1) Hippie will far exceed their welcome.
2) Hippie will dose you.
3) Hippie will demand your drugs, food, alcohol.
4) Hippie will use your shower and laundry facilities.
5) Hippie will leave a mess.
*disclaimer: this is not to suggest that all hippies are this disrespectful. Many know how to leave your home better off than how they found it.
When a group of hygienically impaired, Unshaven individuals gathering at a planned event ie “hippies” and their combined stench’s becomes overwhelming that they are considered To be a: plural - “stank of hippies”
Bro, that stank of hippies nearly made me reconsider my sexuality