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Floor hippie

A human like creature that resides primarily on floors. This creature has an insatiable appitite for heroin methamphetamine and trinket trading and a strange obsession with magic. If encountered euthanize at once to avoid possible infection. If infected by this beast you will slowly turn into a worthless garbage spreading soul sucking fucktard.

The floor hippie has completely ruined my carpet by leaking unfathomable amounts of bullshit and lies from every orifice.

by Jbar1997 October 15, 2015


Music hippy

An insecure dickhead who brags about listening to old music and bashes everyone else's music.

Dylan- Yo man did u hear kanye is gunna drop a new album? It gunna be fire!
John- No and i dont care. You and your stupid rap music. I listen to real music like the beatles and Led Zeppelin. Modern day music sucks.
Dylan- Damn nigga chill its just music. And i dont fucking care that you listen to old music bruh. Stop bashin my shit for no reason. You like a music hippy or some shit.

by Dylan_slimshady August 22, 2017


blanket hippie

Typically, someone who seems generally outgoing, and may in fact be, but naps every chance he/she gets. These individuals have locked timed naps to a science.

Man, Stacy was really charismatic at brunch yesterday, but I heard she went straight home to nap before she had to do groceries. She's such a blanket hippie.

by gay_nascar_fan January 20, 2017


Burnt out hippie

a hippie or regular guy who decides to take ludicrous amounts of lsd and then ends up depersonalized and depressed for his whole life trips so hard that he never really came back with his full self just walking around saying nothing is real and forgetting your own thoughts

DONT TAKW HIGH DOSAGES OF PHYSCADELICS OR YOULL END UP LIKE A Burnt out hippie

by dontdrugupyoung June 23, 2023


holy hippie

A holy hippie is a person you stand for what they believe all the while staying true to themselves. Spreading their love, joy and passion with others. They go against the stereotype of a person who abuses drugs or even does drugs. They choose to only eat and partake of that which s beneficial to their health and well being.

She is a Holy hippie!

by Simple hippie mom December 12, 2016


hippie ruv

Something by the power of animal crossing where ruv becomes strawberry crepe cookie

Lol it’s hippie ruv

by Latmond March 26, 2022


Obese Hippy

An unheard of person.

Anyone ever seen an obese hippy at festival?

Nope.

Neither.

by Snow Pea - Digit El Poal S.Sa October 13, 2016