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A gift from the racist god Notch. Then it was Microsoft. It’s kinda a gift from Christ.
Person 1: Wanna play Fortnite?
Person 2: You uncultured swine, Minecraft is superior.
you know it you love it is Minecraft is not that gay game fortnite
Player1 wanna play Minecraft
Player2 yea im no gay
A game that was wonderful and fully rejected by Isaac Newton
Isaac Newton: I want to play this "Minecraft'' thing.
Later
Mad Isaac: WHAT THE F**K THIS IS REJECTABLE, I CHOPPED A TREE AND IT'S NOT FALLING!
an excuse for smashing your keyboard to bits
Person 1: "Hey I heard that you broke your keyboard"
Person 2: "Yeah, because I died in my 6 month minecraft hardcore world"
Person 1: "Damn, you good bro?"
A very wholesome video game which provides a good community, and is approved by your parents.
Mom: Richard, time for supper!
Richard: Oh, I'm playing Minecraft.
Mom: I suppose I'll let you have 10 more minutes.
Minecraft is a 2011 sandbox game developed by Mojang Studios and originally released in 2009. The game was created by Markus "Notch" Persson in the Java programming language. Following several early private testing versions, it was first made public in May 2009 before being fully released on November 18, 2011, with Notch stepping down and Jens "Jeb" Bergensten taking over development. Minecraft has become the best-selling video game in history, with over 300 million copies sold and nearly 140 million monthly active players as of 2023. Over the years following its release, it has been ported to several platforms, including smartphones and various consoles.
"I play minecraft all day." - random kid
"okay?" - their parents
Minecraft isn't just a game it's a lifestyle
Bruh Tony is fully minecrafted