fat strat

A Fender Stratocaster that has an HSS pickup configuration (humbucker in the bridge position and single-coils in the middle and neck positions)

I had a picture of Kurt Cobain playing a fat strat.

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hooker-fat

Invisible layer of fat used by hookers during the wintertime to shield them from the elements while wearing little or no clothing (see "school of tuna").

While turning tricks on a cold West Virginia night, Suzie used her invisible layer of hooker-fat to keep her warm.

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Fat Tear

When you eat so much food that your new fat face puts too much pressure on your eyes that it create a natural tear. Only Realizing then that you shouldn't have gone all in on the bottomless nachos.

Are you sad Tom? No, that is just my Fat Tear from all those baby-back ribs just ate.

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Fat Angie

In the early days of the Internet, one common email that was circulated involved a list of increasingly bizarre, misogynistic sex acts with obscure names. These invariably involved the degradation of the female participant in the alleged sex act (the actual occurrence of which remains highly suspect). For example, the "Dirty Sanchez".

The time has come for men to have a taste of their own medicine. Something equally disgusting, humiliating and degrading.

The Fat Angie.

Capitalizing on every man's dream of a threesome, you and at least one of your friends get the guy alone and far enough along in the process. At which point you blindfold him and swap out two or more mordidly obese women who service him. When he finishes and takes off his mask . . one of the subs says, "You've been Fat Angied."

"I met this total obnoxious jerk at a bar the other night. Liz and I went back with him to his hotel and gave him a Fat Angie."

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Fat Breath

Fat Breath, when one is potbellied, blubbery , plump, voluptuous, weighty, double-chinned, corpulent, jowly, pudgy, tubby, roly-poly, fattish, fleshy, portly, stout or chunky. Typically means that the individual either:
1. Has the odor of rancid lard

Or

2. Is fat in general, and is used as a nic-name.

"Hey Fat Breath, did you want to upsize your fries?"

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Fat Jess

A rather large penis

Veronica:Dude... Did you see Wallace's Fat Jess?
Georgia: No?...
Veronica: That's a shame... it was MASSIVE ;)

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fat service

another word for good cell phone reception

"yo, in my room i dont get no fat service."

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