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Fat Jess

A rather large penis

Veronica:Dude... Did you see Wallace's Fat Jess?
Georgia: No?...
Veronica: That's a shame... it was MASSIVE ;)

by Lady Naked September 20, 2011


fat service

another word for good cell phone reception

"yo, in my room i dont get no fat service."

by flemgem October 22, 2007


Fat-Tigued

Being severely overweight and weariness from bodily or mental exertion.

Being 5'8" and weighing over 240 pounds, Vince said he was, "Fat-Tigued" after playing basketball for nearly an hour.

by v1slick April 27, 2010


Fat Breath

Fat Breath, when one is potbellied, blubbery , plump, voluptuous, weighty, double-chinned, corpulent, jowly, pudgy, tubby, roly-poly, fattish, fleshy, portly, stout or chunky. Typically means that the individual either:
1. Has the odor of rancid lard

Or

2. Is fat in general, and is used as a nic-name.

"Hey Fat Breath, did you want to upsize your fries?"

by Jeremy Plume May 28, 2008


Fat Tear

When you eat so much food that your new fat face puts too much pressure on your eyes that it create a natural tear. Only Realizing then that you shouldn't have gone all in on the bottomless nachos.

Are you sad Tom? No, that is just my Fat Tear from all those baby-back ribs just ate.

by Captain Tom Awesome August 27, 2016


Fat Angie

In the early days of the Internet, one common email that was circulated involved a list of increasingly bizarre, misogynistic sex acts with obscure names. These invariably involved the degradation of the female participant in the alleged sex act (the actual occurrence of which remains highly suspect). For example, the "Dirty Sanchez".

The time has come for men to have a taste of their own medicine. Something equally disgusting, humiliating and degrading.

The Fat Angie.

Capitalizing on every man's dream of a threesome, you and at least one of your friends get the guy alone and far enough along in the process. At which point you blindfold him and swap out two or more mordidly obese women who service him. When he finishes and takes off his mask . . one of the subs says, "You've been Fat Angied."

"I met this total obnoxious jerk at a bar the other night. Liz and I went back with him to his hotel and gave him a Fat Angie."

by Don Macaulay December 28, 2016


fat-nasty

adj. The simultaneous feelings of disgust and contentment that a person feels after having been so hungry that said person stuffs his or herself so that they can barely breath without exploding.

I was so hungry during class, but after I went to Philbrook and ate everything in sight I felt wicked fat-nasty.

by something good February 10, 2005