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what everyone says about a certain band they like. it's stupid because it changes to a different one every month to a year for most people. there is no single "greatest band ever", it's a personal opinion that's not stationary.
joe age 15- HIM is the greatest band ever!!!
joe age 16- Nirvana is the greatest band ever!!!
joe age 17- Fall Out Boy is the greatest band ever!!!
joe age 18- Marilyn Manson is the greatest band ever!!!
joe age 19- U2 is the greatest band ever!!!
joe age 20- Blink-182 is the greatest band ever!!!
and it goes on and on and on and on and on...........
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This happens when you are having sex with a girl doggy style. You take one of your thumbs and rub her butthole until you loosen it up to penetrate her butthole with your thumb. Once you get her butthole looser then you insert your other thumb. So at this time you have both thumbs inserted into her butthole and you pull your thumbs in a east/west direction and stretch her butthole out. Now you have successfully stretched the rubber band.
Man last night I was having sex with ole girl and she let me stretch the rubber band!
The tan members of a marching band get in band camp, usually consisting of pale feet, tan legs, and depending on the shirt you wear, tan arms and/or shoulders, and a pale chest. If wearing gloves, will also have extremely pale hands. Similar to a farmer's tan, except to qualify you must get it in marching band camp.
"Whoah, why are your hands so pale?"
"Oh that's just my band camp tan."
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Another name for the hit Rock group U2. Called so because Larry Mullen Jr was the one who put out the adverts looking for a singer (Bono), a base player (Adam Clayton), and a guitarist (Edge).
Ali is a big fan of U2, so big she knows that they should be called the "Larry Mullen band."
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a musical act once loved by you, now loved by your kid; a musical act once loved by your parent, now loved by you.
“My dad was thrilled to give me the band-me-down of LED Zepellin..”
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the code that bandies attempt, but never end up swearing by regarding what happens on the band bus: what happens on the band bus STAYS on the band bus.
Marie: omg on that one band trip i sat next to this trumpet player... we ended up hooking up!
Gina: whoa, girl! don't you know the band bus code? what happens on the band bus STAYS on the band bus!
Rick: HAHAHA JOHN KISSED RANDY ON THE WAY HOME FROM LAST WEEKS COMPETITION!
John: IT WAS A DARE AND IT WAS ON THE CHEEK!
Fred: What happened to the band bus code?!
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The boy band effect is the phenomenon when a group of 3 or more boys of mediocre looks are hanging out together in a bar, mall, sporting event etc. When alone the boys would not merit a second glance from a nearby female but when together their averageness combines to form a cute cluster of males like that of a boy band. Works best when one guy is actually good looking. The boy band effect pulls up the ranking of looks the same way a British accent, suit, instrument or baby/puppy would. See cheerleader effect for female equivalent.
Jessica - "Lets go talk to those guys they're cute!"
Tory - "No, look closer"
Jessica - "You're right only one is cute - total boy band effect - bummer"
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