muscle car

An all-American V8 rear wheel drive car from the 60-70s. Generally an affordable model with a huge engine. Not known for comfort, safety, or efficiency. They were, however, long-lasting, and reliable.

Anyone driving a muscle car today is simply enjoying the raw power of the large displacement engine.

Muscle car drivers have no sense of irony, they want the fastest car so they get the one with the biggest engine so they can be unquestionably the fastest.

Import drivers enjoy the quiet, comfortable, reliable, efficient and nimble nature of imports. If an import driver adds performance parts and races the car he/she understands the inherent irony in doing so.

In a nutshell, muscle car cars are for guys who get off easy, they like to cum in the first 12 seconds just like their daddy did.

Imports cars are for people who have more considerations when purchasing a car. No one has purchased a Civic just for the purpose of out-running a Mustang.

Import enthusiasts have to disrespect muscle cars because comparable American cars such as the Cavalier have no defenders.

Muscle car driver: "I wish my daddy could see me smokin this 1.8 liter commuter car car with my 400hp V8, he'd be so proud of me."

Import driver: "What the hell is this guy doing? I just need to turn left at the next light"

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yelling car

when you pass some one in your car and blow an air horn at them

yo, lets get that old guy with a yelling car

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car monogram

Made for sorority girls that find their bath mats, clothes, purses and robes were not enough to monogram; and so they put their initials in swirly letters on their car. Basically they want the male sex to know that they are like super cute and their initials look really good in swirly pink letters on their volvo.

becky: " oh my gawd did you see shelly just got herself a car monogram too"

chrissy: " oh my gawd yah I mean shes not even in like a sorority i guess all the cool girls are getting them now"

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car warts

Nonfunctional, external car accessories that appear to be performance modifications but actually diminish aerodynamics and add dead weight to the vehicle.

<poser> I've got fake dual exhaust with chrome tips, a dummy hood scoop, an artificial slant antenna and nonfunctional side vents. Anything else I can do to impress the women?

<tuner> Yeah, get rid of all those car warts and get a personality!

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Banana Car

when someone has a small tent in their pants, and is a sama

I have a Banana Car! I will hide it with my asian hat!

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suprise car

A car with no working brake lights (including the ones in the windshield too). When this car comes to a stop, it may suprise you, especially if the driver is a hard braker.

Sadly, sometimes hard braking is intentional if the driver knows his brake lights are out. If you rear end a car, you are always at fault, no matter what.

I kept an eye on the suprise car infront of me, I think the shady foreigner inside was trying to get a cheap screwjob.

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car gang

A group of guys claiming to enjoy cars, but really just enjoy drinking and vaping.

Person 1 " hey are you joining car gang."
Person 2 " no I actually have brain cells."

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