long-eared galoot

Another name given to Bugs Bunny by Yosemite Sam

Yosemite Sam: Ahma gonna blast ya, ya long-eared galoot

Bugs Bunny: You try it and I will gnaw your scrawny rednecked ass to death with my big woodeny front toofs....bitch!

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Hoop Earring Theory

It is a theory about non-black girls involving the wearing of hoop earrings. The theory states the bigger the hoops a girl wears (usually a white girl), the more likely she is to date a black guy. It's usually pretty accurate, although there are always exceptions to this theory.

Sarah has jungle fever and always wears big hoop earrings; this is her signal to men of color that she likes the black D. Lee, a black man, picked up on this and asked her out--they've been dating ever since! Sarah is proof that the "Hoop Earring Theory" is true!

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ear ball

first concieved due to agent orange in the Mohican wars of 1476

Eye Ball <--> Ear

An eye on your ear

An ear on your eye

"wow his ear ball is throbbing"

"his huge hair covers his ear ball"

"god i miss the navy"

"damb the marines"

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Ear Worm

When you get a penis stuck in your ear

"Sorry I can't talk right now I have an ear worm."

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let's play it by ear

It's never going to happen.

Can we reschedule our date to next Saturday?

That's fine.

What time?

Let's play it by ear.

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Retarded Ear Syndrome

When you place an ear bud in your ear and it falls out a lot. Your ears are retartedly shaped and cannot hold ear buds

Bob placed an ear bud in his ear but he has Retarded Ear Syndrome!!

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food in your ears

When Julie doesn't hear her phone, beacuse she has so much food in her ears. (she eats ALOT)

"Oh sorry, I didn't hear my cell."
"Why? Because of all the food in your ears!?"

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