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Someone who becomes so much more sexually romantic when under running water.
She’s got a touch that makes me surge when I’m Shower sensative
hair that looks like you took a shower but in reality is actually just grease or oil buildup in your hair due to not taking frequent showers.
A: Did you take a shower before coming to school?
B: Um no why?
A: No reason... *looks at hair with disgust* *shivers*
B: Whatttttt
A: It looks like you took an oil shower. Go wash your hair b.
A shower that serves only the purpose of cleaning yourself, without having to worry about any sexual or romantic activities that one of the showerers might expect from the other.
Max and Clara just finished their daily 10k run. As they came home they were only up for a functional shower together, as gas prices keep on staggering...
When you fill a French horn with piss and play it over someone laying in a bed. Showering them with your warm spit and piss.
Yooo, I'm really into this band chick. You think she would be interested in a brass shower?
A gay sex act which involves but is not limited to entering a shower, bathtub, or sauna for the purpose of contracting multiple sexually transmitted infections such as gonorrhea, herpes, and genital warts. Quite often bubble bath or conditioner is used as lubrication to penetrate the anus. This often leaves both participants feeling dirtier than when they entered.
Jole: Did you hear that Bret gave Frank a bumpy shower?
Matt: Yea man, I heard they're both burnin now
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Jole: I've been farting bubbles all day man what happened last night?
Matt: You don't remember? We took a bumpy shower.
1. the act of masturbating for long periods of time while in the shower.
1. Engaging in shower sports extended his showers by 10 minutes.
A shower omelette is what remains after your piping hot, fresh ejaculate hits the hot water of your shower and is fried like an egg and sausage plate from Waffle House.
"Man, I really wish our suitemates would clean their shower omelettes off the bottom of the tub. Last night I stepped in one, slipped, and fell face first into another one."