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When you pull your pants up after taking a shit and your shirt is still partially tucked in on one side.
James rushed out of the bathroom after taking a big shit, but before leaving, he noticed he had a severe shit tuck forcing him to untuck his shirt.
The sensation of needing to go back in the house to fire off a missile immediately after starting a project in the garage. It's a real momentum killer. If you're ever constipated, head out to the garage and pick up a drill. Instant 💩. #garageshits
I needed to go fix the car but didn’t get anything done because I got the garage shits.
When you go into a public bathroom to take a dump and the stalls are occupied prohibiting you from doing your business.
I just went into the office bathroom and I got shit blocked by my boss!
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A generic term for an awful tattoo, such as a friend’s name on your ass e.g. ‘Sam Veston’
The act of making a purchase of an item or article of clothing from a thrift store.
Friend: Hey man, where did you get those scuffed-up military shoes?
You: I thrifted that shit!
Friend: Dude your toaster-oven lever wont stay down.
You: Yeah I know it's because I thrifted that shit.
A floating bridge of toilet paper keeping your shit dry created by clogging a toilet with a whole roll of toilet paper then taking a dump on top of the toilet paper bridge.
The janitors were real pissed off today. Someone created a shit bridge in the bathroom and they had to use a shovel to clear it out!
Anytime someone makes a jackass of themselves (by saying or doing something really stupid) and is caught red-handed and told off by either friends or coworkers = "kicked in the shit".
Person 1 = "i want to fuck a fat bitch tonight"
Person 2 = "why don't you fuck your sister, or ain't she fat enough?"
Person 3 to Person 1 = "oh snap, you just got kicked in the shit"