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A Cat tail is a lollipop and / or a pacifier.
Origin: The "Cat Tail Lollipop" was a very sacred thing in aincient Egypt. The Slaves would all suck on a cats tail hoping it would bring good luck and good fortune to their lives. The term "Cat Tail Pacifier" is from where these slaves would find a cat and make their son or daughter when born suck on the cats tail instead of a pacifier, hoping it would lead to them having a life outside if the cruel world.
Other Uses: The Cats tail can also be used as fan when there are flies about or you are just too hot.
"The Cat Tail must be found as it shall make us free!"
To follow up or chase down a lead a with a customer in regards to an opportunity.
Usually used by a douche bag boss or co-worker who uses a bunch of bullshit phrases to see like they are on the cutting edge of sales management.
Salesman: I heard ACME has a bunch of work coming up!
Sales Manager: You need to CAT TAIL that.
A way to tell your friends you are 10 minutes away
Where are you?
Oh i’m just a quiff and a rat tail away
Refers to da specifics of a buxom "cutie wif a booty".
I value a lady mostly for her personality, not her looks; I really could care less about a particular woman's "d-tails".
Refers to the "dimensions" and other "juicy" T&A specs of a buxom (i.e., she has "D"-size boobs or bigger) chick with a nice shapely posterior (i.e., "tail").
I strive to be significantly more respectful of "the fairer sex" than merely-lecherous studs do, and so --- while I certainly do enjoy knowing the D-tails of a particular hottie just as much as the next guy would --- I instead concentrate on finding out how nice a personality a lady has, and if she is a good snuggle-bunny in bed.
Refers to da appearance, feel, and measurements of a gal's chest-pillowz dat are "more than a handful".
Dude #1: You really oughtta try asking Tiffany to let you "squeeze theeze", Buddy! I've played with them a lot, and trust me --- she's got really delightful big gazongas!
Dude #2: Well, maybe I should ask her, but can you fill me in on da D-tails of what they look and feel like, so I can know what to expect when I do get to see and touch them?
Da specifics (i.e., shape, fullness, uniformity, nipple-color, warmth/softness, etc.) of a buxom gal's chest-pillows dat are "a "nice satisfying handful" in size.
Perhaps a lot of "typical" guys might also like to know da "d-tails" of a gal's REAR pair of "fun-bubbles" --- i.e., her "tail" --- as well as what her front-located "mounds of joy" are like.