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Used when a person has segued from one topic to another, seemingly unrelated topic, though a mental leap of which only that person is aware. A reference to the 1981 video game Donkey Kong, where Mario can only jump down to a platform that is one 'level' below him; if he falls too far, he dies.
A: Have you seen the new 370Z?
B: Yeah, I dunno, it looks a little edgy.
C: I learned it by watching you!
A: Wait, what?
B: Yeah, I think you just jumped two levels and died.
A simple enough term that means “go kill yourself”. It’s first time ever being used in a conversation is when storee was talking to some Whiney slut named Bella.
Bella: hey
Storee: go jump off a bridge
When you are so fed up with your job that you need to make a grand "Fuck you all" exit, such as yelling over the intercom and jumping out the emergency slide of an airplane.
Flight attendant: "To the passenger who called me a motherfucker: Fuck you!" I'm going to get two beers and jump!
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1. A form of competetive martial arts wherein two combatants face off against eachother on a pre-determined patch of grass, usually about 15x15 feet. The only rules are as follows: All blows must be delivered with an open hand, and a fighter must be clearly airborn while executing any attack. Fake-jumps are permitted to throw off an opponent's timing, but a counter-attack still must be performed while real-jumping. The bout ends when anybody gets exhausted from the constant leaping around, or when the whole thing isn't funny anymore, at which point a panel of three judges declares a winner based on who collectively whooped more ass. All of this is crazy enough to have probably originated somewhere in Australia.
2. A relatively safe way to settle disputes, while still resorting to violence, which rules.
1. Timothy won a 2-1 split decision over Gerald in that Australian Jump-Slap Fight, because he whooped more ass, but not unanimously.
2. "I'll Australian Jump-Slap Fight you for that last hot wing, bitch."
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A primitive redneck game found at nearly every table inside Cracker Barrel; one can not help but play it while waiting for their meal to arrive
Jim-Bob: "Ah'm so darn hungry. When's the food gonna git here?"
Bo: "Shut up! Ah'm tryna figger out how to win this dadgum jump-all-but-one game!"
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another way of saying none of your business, or get off my back
how about u make like a rabbit and jump off my dick
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This superstition has multiple parts and meaning depending on the time of year.If your right eye jumps it is a sign that someone you once loved misses you.Normal these person are partners you broke up with but still keep close to.Often times when this happen initiative need to be taken to fix broken bonds.
Jhones you should talk to your ex because I've notive your right eye jumping
Jumping Of Ones Right Eye
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