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I locked my dog in

You settled something, and are no longer stressed.

Kelli: Hey I know you been stressin, how you feelin' 'bout tonight's shoot Chris?
Chris: I locked my dog in, bro!

by TheCatAteMyShoes April 20, 2024


Box Locked

Like “cock blocked” but means whipped, married, in a relationship and that box got that cock all on the locked.

Dang, ever since homie got married, she got him all box locked. He ain’t even allowed out to watch the game no more.

by Dubious Mosquito December 18, 2017


hate lock

A "supplementary" padlock that you irritably add to a staple already containing a padlock, to express your simmering resentment towards someone for preventing you from accessing whatever it is that he has secured with his own padlock; now he himself will not be able to easily access it, either.

Installing a hate lock is an effective but totally-harmless (i.e., it does not actually damage anything; the owner is merely delayed in proceeding until he finds some heavy-duty bolt-cutters) way to exact revenge on someone for locking up something. Extra points if you sarcastically use a pink heart-shaped "love lock" (especially appropriate for uncooperative exes) instead of just an everyday "generic" padlock to "doubly secure" the staple, or if you use a multi-hole lockout-hasp with six additional padlocks attached instead of just a single padlock, so that the original padlocker will have to really toil with da ol' angle-grinder for a lengthy period before gaining access himself. Plus if you're totally snortin'-mad and wish to really humiliate/distress him, you can even stake out the location and watch for him to arrive and begin cutting off the locks, and then you can make an anonymous 911 call so that the cops will come and investigate, since it would logically appear to others that he's trying to break in.

by QuacksO December 16, 2017


Locking in

If someone says this then they're finishing college next week.

Person 1: "You ready for the Maths test tomorrow?"

Person 2: "Nah, I'm locking in for it tonight"

by AmbientJewelZ May 27, 2024


I keep my shit on lock

Being loyal to one person.

You're wasting your time trying to hit on me, I keep my shit on lock

by Calyforniadreamin January 11, 2018


A Lock

A term used in the betting world to describe the dumb certainty of something happening like a sports star scoring a goal or getting a certain amount of touches in a game. Yet in reality no one is ever a lock because there is always a player who secretly gets pleasure from fucking your multi by 1 possession, each and every time!!

That player is ‘a lock’ to get that many touches”
“Don’t be an fgt, no one is even a lock”

by HonestlyArticulate13 May 9, 2024


head up and locked

Gross fool whose head is tightly wedged up his ass hole. Oblivious to reality.

Joe just doesn't get it. Head up and locked.

by barber of seville May 17, 2021