streat meat

A common male or female prostitute who markets their goods. Often seen on street corners and lurking in deprivileged urban settings.

Personally i like to buy mine at market value from an accredited wholesaler.

Dude! you did'nt get yourself another streat meat did you!
doing the charleston!
oh charlie boy.....!

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meat cigarette

euphemism for the male genitalia in reference to fellatio

Hey, did that chick smoke your meat cigarette?

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Meat Toucher

Funnier than Kafka-esque.

You should make the sign read, no meat touching ma'am!

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meat wings

Unusually large labia.

Look at the camel toe on that girl. She must have massive Meat Wings.

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meat bong

An errect penis, ready to be sucked off.

Tina hit the meat bong one more time before rushing to meet her husband for lunch.

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mystery meat

1. Fillers and other additives that are put into hashish to increase the volume at little or no cost. Such ingredients include but are not limited to:
Glue
Plastics
Kerosene, gas, and/or diesel fuels and/or by-products
Tranquilizers
Ground up bricks
Sand
Such ingredients are commonly found in "Soap Bars", an extremely cheap and low potency form of hashish that is commonly found in the UK. The best hashish can be bought in Holland or Amsterdam.

2. A common term used to describe school lunch meat that is of unknown origin. It is usually drenched in gravy to disguise whatever it is really made from.

1. Dude, dont smoke that shit, it's filled with mystery meat.

2. This mystery meat is so chewy, I think it's made from rubber.

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browning the meat

Putting your dick in someone's ass.

I was going to put it in her nanner, but I accidentally ended up browning the meat.

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