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When you go into a public bathroom to take a dump and the stalls are occupied prohibiting you from doing your business.
I just went into the office bathroom and I got shit blocked by my boss!
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When you drop a fat load and are blessed with not having to wipe your ass, as your shit miraculously left no trace on your anus.
"Nothing like a Miracle Shit when you're low on toilet paper."
"I wiped and there was nothing! Talk about a Miracle Shit!"
When someone takes a shit and clugs the toilet without telling the owner of the bathroom!
God man...someone did a shit and run in the bathroom!
At the end of a really long shit log, slap the ass cheeks together to form a hood on your shit cobra. It's now a shitting cobra
I totally left a shitting cobra in the office's restroom
A shit so relieving that it makes one feel heavenly.
Dude. I just took a holy shit and I feel great.
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A floating bridge of toilet paper keeping your shit dry created by clogging a toilet with a whole roll of toilet paper then taking a dump on top of the toilet paper bridge.
The janitors were real pissed off today. Someone created a shit bridge in the bathroom and they had to use a shovel to clear it out!
Anytime someone makes a jackass of themselves (by saying or doing something really stupid) and is caught red-handed and told off by either friends or coworkers = "kicked in the shit".
Person 1 = "i want to fuck a fat bitch tonight"
Person 2 = "why don't you fuck your sister, or ain't she fat enough?"
Person 3 to Person 1 = "oh snap, you just got kicked in the shit"