can you don't

what you say when "can you not" is not good enough for you.

Friend: I hate jews. I wish i was hitler, too bad he killed himself...
Me: Can you don't man.

mississippi can opener

A maneuver used in exiting a car, truck, or other vehicle, usually involving discomfort to other riders.

May involve climbing over, under, or through: seats, doors, windows, and other people.

Aw man, I'm stuck. Hold on, I'll do a mississippi can opener.

canadian trash can

When you poor maple syrup and semen into someone's asshole and eat it while they attempt to shit

I was eating her ass when she suggested the Canadian trash can

king of the trash can

A term used in online gaming to refer to a player whose individual skill significantly exceeds the skills of the clan, guild or group of players that they regularly play with.

Player 1: "Hey man, you're pretty good, you should quit playing with those scrubs and join us."
Player 2: "Thanks for the offer but I'm going to have to respectfully decline."
Player 1: "Ok well just let me know when your ready to stop being the king of the trash can and decide to play with some real mofos."

off them cans

To be drunk out of your mind off beer

We watched the football game and my uncle was off them cans

can we clap

Means to have sex so loud that people assume you are clapping in the hallway

He: can we clap
She: oh no ! Not at all
He: its Christmas we should do it

Can de Bacio

Un modo di dire veneto che significa "chiunque". Appare nella frase "Anche il can de Bacio" per indicare una cosa che fanno proprio tutti. "Bacio" è probabilmente un diminutivo di "Bonifacio".

-Vieni alle festa dei vendemmiatori?
-Boh... c'è qualcuno che conosco lì?
-Ci sono tutti, anche il can de Bacio!