Me: guys is it online or onsite tomorrow?
Classmate: Onsite
Best Friend: Happy New Year (even tho its April)
Homie: what
Me: huh
(average class groupchat conversation)
John Mak loves to say this. if you you drink water, you inattentive in class. if you go to toilet, you inattentive in class. if you are octopus, you inattentive in class.
student A:idk how to do this homework, teach me!!!
student B: ohhhhhh you inattentive in class omfg
The teacher (usually female, 40-50 years old, divorced) loves to over analyse everything in a text/movie
They stop after every sentence to analyze the words said in whatever piece of media you are studying
"The shirt was dark blue" does not represent the melancholic solitude that the character portrays, maybe the shirt was just fucking dark blue
Guy1 : English Class sucks!
Guy2: i know, the teacher makes us write an essay on 1 line of a poem
Another word for "Boring".
"English class should dig its own grave".
English Class refers to the act of Sex . Specifically endearing sex, love making, if you may. It's a term used as a lay-low around other peers. It may or may not include BDSM, Kinks, and a TON of making out.
Hey, are you ready to study hard in English Class? ;)
A purgatory-esque section of schooling where children learn to spew redundant information for eight to twelve years, while still learning less than a single YouTube video could teach.
“I sentence you to eternal condemnation, where you shall construct essays of nothing and collect quotes in the billions. The punished call it “English class”, but the English Class knows them only as captives.
Where all the double digit iq reject fucks go to teach, because theyre too braindead to actually teach a real class or subject
id rather kill myself than go to english class tomorrow