Five More Minutes

The term used in the morning when the alarm clock rings. This is probably the most dreadful time of the day because these five minutes will go by like none other.

This time especially sucks when you under slept that night.

Oh fuck, it's 6:30... Five more minutes please.

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crisp high five

A high-five that is so crisp and clear and perfect to the point where your ovaries explode.

Oh dude, that was such a crisp high five, I can feel myself exploding.

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high five

A 'high five' is a girl that really isn't too sweet, but you'll still get a high-five from your boys for hitting it

"How was that girl from the 9-0 last night?"
"good enough, high five"

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fag factor five

1) Being in a state of extreme homosexual flamboyance.
2) Being in the presence of a large number homosexual persons.

Guy 1: Hey dude, have you been to Club Med Gym recently?
Guy 2: No way man, last time I went it there it was like fag factor five, there was so much flouncing I had to leave.

or

Guy 1: What is that guy in the leather trousers doing?
Guy 2: OMG he just squeezed that dude's ass
Guy 1: I think we've just reached fag factor five in here

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Five Nights at Freddy's

A natural laxative developed by Scott Cawthon.

I swear to god Foxy, stay where you are. STAY WHERE YOU AREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFUCK!!! I LOST!!! I HATE FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S!

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Five Guys and a Chick

Noun - A variation of the McGangbang from McDonalds. Instead of the McDonalds menu items, the sandwich is assembled using a Double Cheeseburger from a Five Guys restaurant and a chicken sandwich from Chick-Fil-A. Assembling the sandwich must involve planning and teamwork, as the components must be purchased at two different restaurants. The term, originating in Huntington, WV, is a play on the concept and title of the McGangbang, as well as the names of the two restaurants where the compontents must be purchased. Like the McGangbang the sandwich is better than the sum of its parts; possibly the greatest sandwich ever.

Person 1: What should we do for lunch?

Person 2: If we run to Ashland, there is a Chick-Fil-A and a Five Guys right next to each other. We can do Five Guys and a Chick.

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five across the eyes

To slap someone across the face with the front or back of your hand.

Refers to the five fingers.

Say that again and ill give you five across the eyes!

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