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When your in the middle of fucking your girl, and then you call the White House and have Obama flown in on a helicopter. When he arrives, he slaps your girl with his BBC so many times that she gets knocked the fuck out. You then force feed your unconscious girlfriend noodles, and then leave her in the closest Arby’s bathroom
So how was your date?
Good, I pulled a fat Obama Cock Slapper Arby Noodle
*aggressively shits pants*
Went for an Obama and got a Biden.
I was in a hurry for the bathroom, went for an Obama and just got a Biden. (everyting liquid and soft, not a fat a solid thing)
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1. After beating the shit out of someone you insert that phrase.
2. Random word that you enter in anywhere
3. A nuts T-shirt sold a buttigroove campaigning for barack
1. Man 1: Beat the shit out of a nigga Man 2 : On ground. Man 1: Ya wassup niggah OBAMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT!
2. Man 1: Dude my girlfriend gave me a BJ! Man 2: NO way... OBAMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT!
3. Hey look at this nuts shirt i bought.... man2: Woah OBAMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT
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That General Tso's chicken made me drop the Obamas off at the White House
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Taking a dump. A mighty powerful dump indeed.
Martha: Hey, go to the store, I need you to get eggs.
Billy:Why can't you go?
Martha:I'm gonna Drop the Obamas off at the White House.
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A radical plan to stimulate our economy that has been rumored to go into effect next year. This plan legalizes weed for one day (4/20) and allows only certain stores to sell whatever kind of food cooked with marijuana they desire. It is a proven fact that pot smokers are on the rise, especially with rappers such as Lil' Wayne who idolize pot smoking. This plan could make for one of America's most profitable days of the year, perhaps even surpassing Christmas!
The Stair Case Kids were just chillin (obviously on the staircase) and they realized that Obama's 4:20 Stimulus Plan could stimulate the economy and their minds at the same time!
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to take a crap.
Wow, that took forever to drop the Obama kids off at the Oval Office. That Sasha is a feisty one.
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