bobby patel is actually an indian even though the name doesnt sound it. hes also known as barry or bob by certain people, he goes jls and is apart of a stupid friend group that are all nitties except for the odd one or two. its surprising how he can even see through his curtain bangs and his hair is longer than most girls. the guy practically lives at hbs and takes his fat android everywhere with him(his password is easy to guess). he has a purple sst on his bitmoji but doesnt own one irl which is a bit weird. im convinced hes gay but hes great for moral support when people are drunk and actually a nice guy. he also stole floppy willy guys habs girlfriend which is great so bobby can stop third wheeling now everytime he goes out
friend: look its bobby patel
friend: you can spot his strawberry looking joggers from a mile away
Has a tiny penis and does so poorly in bed he is reduced to fingering dogs
dude did you hear about that real bobby. ya he LOVES dogs
A guy who has class and has a luxurious tasting and knows how to please a women. Everybody is friends with him and has respect for him.
Oh there goes Bobby Jackson with the ladies again
When she lets you tongue punch her fartbox with meth rocks on your tongue.
“I took her home from the bar. Then i gave her the Classic Bobby”
“She didnt’t know she was in for the Bobby”
A euphemism for sucking cock.
I would like a Bobby Johnson please.
The act of squeezing or "choking" male genitalia or female breasts until a vein become pronounced, protrouds, or "pop out" and can be easily seen. The refers to the legendary coach's face when angry, combined when he choked his player on the sideline of a game.
I Bobby Knighted Larissa's titties so hard last night, I could have started an IV in them!
Short Asian bitch that doesn't like when you have your phone out.
Fuck that bitch Bobbi Oldenburg.