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A scrawny dude that is just a fucking wuss and has terrible hairline but sometimes a cool dude and not gonna lie gets very annoyed easily by the smallest things
"No" Jk dan
A Scrawny dude that is a fucking wuss and not gonna lie they get annoyed really easily
"No" Jk dan
a stickman that's sexy and named dan. that's literally it. he's also rich.
Person 1: Have you heard about that rich dude Dan?
Person 2: ..who?
Person 1: Dan the Sexy Stickman. Heard about him??
Person 2: ..no. And how is a stickman sexy ???
Ugly Dan is a fat hag who only cares about money and fame and uses you for food and money.
Ugly Dan: Hey be my friend
Girl 1: Ok
Ugly Dan: Lets go to your house we can have food there oh and can I have some money to buy something I don’t have any allowance.
Girl 1: Um, ok. Here’s 10,000$
Ugly Dan: SORRY I have to go.
Fat piece of shit that thinks he is half black. Son of infamous Mr Peanut as seen in his nut ass head. Wears supreme to make him feel like he doesn't come from a broke asss home. Also raps lyrics he memorized last night. Bandwagon sports fan. Pussy that no one likes and person who thinks he can handle his alc but throws it away when no one is watching.
"Damn you know that pussy over there."
"Yeah he's a whole Dan Holman"
"I fucking hate Dan Holmans"
"Everyone hates them fat fucks"
a fly ass hunny with a tight, delicious, prime vagina. Soo good that it makes you do domb shit to get to taste it.
yooo abe to the dizzo is got up on some dan ks natch
On a group text, this is the person who always takes the contradictory view of reasonable and logical thoughts and ideas, no matter how ill-informed, uneducated, and ridiculous the opposing view is. Often these texts are not responded to or simply met with a smile and nod. Unfortunately, the root cause of "Dans Advocate" is untreatable mental illness, and more often then not exacerbated by alcohol, THC, opioids, or any mood altering drug available (or a combination thereof).
Brian: "Did you read what he wrote, what an idiot, total Dans Advocate."
James: "Yea, the poor guy needs help"
Brian: "Its finally time I take him off Boys Town property and give him the help he deserves!"
(laughter by all)