you're gonna be a father

•You impregnated someone

•Usually when you say this to a certain "person", you are stating that you got impregnated and the "person" is the father

"Hey Jason, I just want to tell that...you're gonna be a father" Lisa said to Jason.

Fuck, you're tight

The opening line to Unbelivers by isthatyoularry on Ao3

"Fuck, you're tight" Louis groans

You're dide

A man commonly named Bradon, who has great taste in anime and is tough, and will kill you!!!

Shit it's you're dide he will kill us better RUNNN!!!

if you're from Africa, why are you white?

a thing that Karen Smith would say.

"if you're from Africa, why are you white?" - Karen Smith.

"oh my God, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white..." - Gretchen Wieners, the daughter of the man who invented toaster strudel.

i remember you're genocides

sans undertale

human..
i remember you're genocides

You're funny

The maximum amount of "no". If someone makes a request of you and you tell them "You're funny", you mean "No" to the point where one thinks it's humorous.

Girlfriend: Can I get rid of your Bionicles?

Boyfriend: Haha, You're funny!

YOU'RE A POOPY HEAD!

YOU'RE A POOPY HEAD comes from a youtuber called "angry video game nerd" with the words "YOU'RE A POOPY HEAD! DO WE NEED TO SPELL IT OUT?! YOUR A POOPY HEAD!" and thus creating an internet legend

you know the "YOU'RE A POOPY HEAD!" meme right?