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painting the post

Having sex with your girl while she's on her period.

Painting the post can happen once a month.

by Timothyjbrick April 13, 2019


Paint my house

Ejaculate vigorously and bust load on the walls

Sorry guys can't hang out I gotta Paint my house

by Bignast420 March 7, 2021


Indian paint

When you finger a girl on her period and the whip your fingers on her face to make a design, then stick you finger in her ass and whip it in her face to make a design, then jizz on her face

I put Indian paint on my girlfriend last night.

by Birdstheword_22 April 25, 2014


painting the staircase

Using your gentlemen's relish to slowly paint the legs of a woman starting at her toes and making your way up the staircase as far as you can manage.

Tristian was ever so busy last weekend painting the staircase with his dearly beloved.

by alexy344cfx November 7, 2020


Super Paint

When you are about to cum you pull out and paint her stomach, back or ass.

She loves it when I super paint her ass.

by Mister superman October 31, 2015


clown paint

face paint that is worn by people who don't listen to black metal. often made poorly with dried white paint and crusty eyeliner.

person 1: *lip sings to a slipknot song while wearing supposed corpse paint*

person 2 to person 3: wow they're wearing clown paint..

by professionalAssEater November 30, 2022


Paint the canvas

To succeed in leaving fecal residue on the toilet bowl after a flush.

Be right back, I'm gonna go paint the canvas.

by kdwilco August 22, 2009