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A Black Person is someone who has to fight racism and ignorance, who has to work twice as hard to prove him/herself to succeed in life, and is probably the most misunderstood and feared of all races.
Black Person
A hard working black man walking down the street wearing jeans dark jacket and a baseball cap sees white woman on the same side of the road coming towards him thinks to himself I should cross over to the other side of the road or put on my headphones to make her know that I am so not interested in attacking her! But she sees him and saves him the trouble by crossing over to the other side herself anyway..thank you!!
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An opinion that's based off of somebody's personal feelings rather than facts.
Personal opinion: Dogs are cute as heck
Professional opinion: Dogs make good companions, studies show that they've been man's best friend for hundreds of years.
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Someone who has skin the color of paper or is easy to see in the dark
Black Person: dam you are as white as paper
White person: I know!
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A person that appears to be an egg with short, waddling legs and flabby arms and can float on the surface of water. This person is basically an egg with pants.
The Egg Person waddled towards me.
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A person that is simple. Like a vanilla reader, they don't like stuff like sex thing in books of in real life. Of course that doesn't mean that they don't have sex. Most things that they like are innocent and sweet.
May include- violence, sex and more If you are a vanilla person/reader DON'T READ
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When someones newsfeed on Facebook is more interesting than the person themselves
Nick: Ryan how did the date with the Spanish Mami go?
Ryan: What a complete newsfeed personality. She posted that she likes to go to the rack for dinner and the drynk for lemon drops, but all she wanted to do is listen to maxima 92.5, watch telemundo, and reminiss about her quinceanera.
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When a "woman" of power is really a man, pretending to be a woman in high positions of authority.
Michelle Obama is a dick person by being the first first man, not the first lady by having a penis in a position of power pretending to be a woman.
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