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An individual on a bus, whose seat mates always seem to mistake them for a resting pad, and lean on them to get a couple extra needed minutes of sleep.
I wish people weren’t such fags. I’ve been a bus pillow for 3 guys already. 0 girl!
Two friends who have dated the same person
Isn’t it awkward between Maya and Taylor? I mean they have the same ex.
Nah don’t worry those two are pillow buddies.
The act of swapping zyn pouches mid make out
I finally met that baddie and immediately started lip pillow swappin witta biiihh
Whether you're dominant of submissive in bed.
In Japanese these personas are named "uke" (submissive one) and "seme" (dominant one).
Charles: I just took a quiz on my pillow persona.
Florence: And?
Charles: It said I lead in our relationship.
-Moment of awkward silence-
Florence: Well, we both know that's wrong.
A mental pillow for pregnant lasses with back pain. Come home after a long day lumpin’ their hump around, straight into the clutches of the pregnant pillow to alleviate the stress caused by that touchy feely colleague in estates.
‘Fuckin’ Jerry tried to give me a massage again today, I can’t wait to get home to my pregnant pillow’
A San Francisco pillow fight consists of a group of skinny-jean and scarf wearing dudes taking turns flogging each other with their yam bags. The victor is determined by whomever can withstand the most scrotes without blowing their nut guppies all over the place.
Oh man, I was involved in the most intense San Francisco pillow fight, the other day. By the end of it, it looked like a Cinnabon store exploded!