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When you and your significant other are both naked and somehow you have both forgotten the rules of leapfrog. This confusion occurs when one partner is lying on their back and the other partner (the penised one) attempts to pass over them. During this attempt their penis accidentally slides into your mouth and before you know it they are cradling your head into their pelvic region while moving in an undulating motion until they ejaculate.
Juan and Lupita had wound up in a heated game of reverse leapfrog after neither of the two could find their underwear.
Lupita did not realize that reverse leapfrog was basically a dirty blowjob until Juan said, “oops” and his seed was in her mouth.
Murphy's law states that everything that can go wrong will. A reverse Murphy is when things should have gone wrong, and yet didn't.
"The guy drinks a whole 24 case of beer, and gets in a laundry basket pulled behind a snowmobile on a lake."
" The idiot died right?"
" He pulled off a reverse Murphy!"
The stuffing of a plush animal with the insides of a deceased animal carcass.
I went to build-a-bear yesterday, but they didn’t offer Reverse Taxidermy which is a shame.
The state in being so insecure with yourself; that your confidant you will find a way to mess it up/have an awareness that you need to be vigilant about messing it up..
Mann, I'm really into that girl but I've got my whole reversed confidence thing going on so I'm sure I'll find a way to mess it up....
When you are rear ended at a rapid rate with out having any control of this
I was hit from behind so fast it was like a reverse enama
When you fart while doing yoga.
During down dog i let a huge reverse namaste.
The “Reverse Boi” keeps you safe from all insults, also implying the insult, if someone were to say “No U” after roasting them they would now be double that.
Dude 1. Reverse Boi, ya teeth more crooked than an African president.
Dude 2. No U
Dude 1. I used Reverse Boi
Dude 2. Oh no
Dude 2 melts away into the space time continuum.